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This is truly a masterpiss that I know will be remembered for generations to come

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You know what? Reaching the third phase where you play with a side view of the yellow smiley, since I could not find out how to move but noticed an extremely slow rotation of the screen, and that the S key was resetting everything, I thought this was a trolling phase where you had to wait (for some 40 minutes) for the character to fall down to the left when the rotation is enough. Reaching about 45°, the game crashed with a WebGL error, and I wondered if this was also a master trollish move on your part. I checked with Adrien Dittrick’s video whether this was normal, and it was not. XD (Also only noticed the guide then!) So, I was tricked by an involuntary (?) flaw! (And only played up to here, saw the rest in the video.)

By the way, I see in the guide the ESDF move controls for another part; since I have an AZERTY keyboard, ironically, this would make things easier for me than those ‘regular’ games that use WASD instead of layout-independent controls, so, this is a minor overlook on your part about the poorness of the game. ;)

I still had a good heartily laugh, thank you; it takes some kind of special talent to come up with a game that is bad in just the right way.

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thanks, glad you liked it!

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I'm trunk and I cant type abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz to play

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try typing zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba but backwards

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Clever!